CSI people need to stop being shot in the head

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Rant:

CSI people are the Judge Dreads of TV.  They investigate, analyze, apprehend, interrogate, and occasionally execute their criminals.  Each agent is assigned to a case with a partner.   Each partner is fully capable of doing any of the tasks required.  If one performs a task, the other comes over and pats them on the shoulder; it could have just as easily been them performing the hair fiber analysis.  They aren’t specialists; they are super-humans who have 8 PhD’s and are more capable in all aspects of a case than any one real specialist.

And then they don’t even die when shot in the head.  Repeatedly.

Then they come back, *retarded*, and they are still smarter than everyone but their partners.

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