Detnap: “I can pick you up a sandwich at Jimmy John’s.  Or is there something you’d want more than Jimmy John’s?”

Me: “Bags of money.  Or Dokapon Kingdom.  Or Dead Space.”

Detnap: “How about something for lunch that is not a video game?”

Me: “But I sustain myself with videogames.  Food just tastes good.”

Detnap: “…”