Bloody Valentines


Bloody Valentine is pitched as the perfect date movie because nothing says romance like extreme gore and violence.

In light of the recent Valentine’s Day, here is a list of games that are perfect date games.


-Grand Theft Auto

Because nothing says “I love you” like running over an old lady with an car, getting out, and beating her fallen body with a bat until money pops out.  It shows that in desperate times, you’ll do whatever it takes to provide for you family; even if your family is composed entirely of middle-aged, hairy, Italian men.

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Psycho Mantis spotted


Psycho Mantis is Coming Soon to a theater near you.  I know nothing about this movie, other than the guy on the poster is Pyscho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid.


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